SlackTv is the new variety show that's coming to Austin's beloved ACTV. Expect it to feature Amish gone wild, epic teenage pregnancies, misanthropic puppets, terrible rattling seizures in imprudent epileptics, more gawd-fearing patriotism than you can shake a mug full o' liberty at, and yes, mom, toilet humor. Also, while still unconfirmed, there are rumors that we might poke fun at popular public personages or social trends of the day. Quelle surprise!

The show is set to premiere in spring 2006, but that's about all we know right now, so check back here for channels and dates and times that are actually, you know, specific and stuff. In the meantime, you can drop us a line at info@slacktv.com if you have any questions, comments, solicitations for time travel technologees, etc. Also, if you want us to keep you updated -- or if you just enjoy receiving the occasional automated email -- shoot a note to announcements@slacktv.com and we'll add you to our... wait for it... waaaaaiiit for it... announcements list.

... Oh, yeah, also Our Privacy Policy: Spammers are consciously working to destroy one of humanity's greatest potential tools for social advancement, and we sincerely hope that they roast in the hottest circle of Hell. We're even prepared to convert to trailerpark Baptists if we can get a guarantee on that. So, no, we're not going to give your email address to anyone. Ever.

... Oh, and yeah, we know there's a barcode on the pitchfork. Jesus, people. Just... Jesus.

... Oh, and yes, we deliberately misspelled "technologees." Jesus!